Why You Don't Hook Up With Strangers...

OK, brace yourself. This is probably the most horrifying story you'll ever read. You will hate me for telling you this, BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW. K? :-D

Alright. So my roommate's friend was out at a club with some friends. One of the girls was making out with a guy who seemed perfectly normal. He asks her to go to his apartment, but she's with her friends, so she says no. He gives her his number and says to call him.

A few days later she gets a weird rash in her mouth. (Wait for it...) She goes to the doctor, and he does some tests. He tells her it will take a few days to get the results. THE NEXT DAY he calls her and says she needs to come in right away to see her results. So she goes back, and the receptionist greets her with "Oh, you're the girl with the test results." Uh-oh. She takes her to the very back of the clinic, where her doctor is talking to an FBI agent.

Turns out the rash was caused by a bacteria that you can only get by eating rotten flesh. Yes, you read that right. THE GUY WAS A CANNIBAL. The FBI were able to track him down because he gave her his phone number. When they got to his apartment, they found two dead girls that he had been eating. He later told them that the girl in this story was supposed to be #3. Imagine if she had gone to his apartment that night. HE WOULD HAVE KILLED HER AND EATEN HER!!!

Now, I know you probably don't believe me, but I swear that this story is 100% true. I know, this shit doesn't happen in real life. This is straight out of CSI or NCIS or something. But no. Apparently cannibals do still exist in real life, right here in America. And this guy seemed so normal. People hooking up with strangers they meet in clubs happens all the time. I bet you'll think twice about it now, though, right?

I'm sorry I ruined your life with that story, BUT YOU NEEDED TO KNOW!


Well, I have no idea how to transition to any other topic. I'm home from school for the summer. A bunch of my friends graduated. I'm really proud of them. It's a little weird for me, though, since this was my class and technically should have been my graduation. Hmm. Ah, well. I'm not ready for the real world yet. Congrats, guys! :-)

Ben and I finally saw the Hannah Montana movie!!!! We were waiting to see it together. I loved it. And I WILL learn the Hoedown Throwdown!

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